I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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