we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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