just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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