belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I need to stop coming to work sober
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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