i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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