is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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