she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Let's get the cat blown out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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