He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I believe in your delicious
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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