Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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