I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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