Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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