"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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