you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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