Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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