i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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