found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
