all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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