Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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