It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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