I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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