ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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