Are we in a gay sports bar?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Green mimosas i think yes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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