i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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