can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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