I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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