your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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