I skipped work to stalk him.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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