so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
try to milk me bitch
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