you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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