Kiss
Puke
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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