i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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