There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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