Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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