My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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