I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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