Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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