Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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