Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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