come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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