that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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