I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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