Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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