You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the day after is always just damage control
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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