How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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