Come see our sink grown plant.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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