The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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