He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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