i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just high enough for therapy.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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