How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
