tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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