I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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