I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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