My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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