she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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