Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
