there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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