the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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