It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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