Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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