nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Randomize
