i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
